Many of us ‘Older Belle Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) at times can be quite confused about how to present ourselves.

Unsure about the kind of image we’re projecting and whether or not we’re correct, we try with purest intent to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided at all costs:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker 

And last, but not least…my personal favorite 
 
13. Thongs and Depends

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